Three vampires walk into a bar.
三个吸血鬼走进酒吧。
I guess people like vampires still.
我猜人们还是喜欢吸血鬼。
吸血鬼真的存在么？
So, there you have it. No vampires.
没有吸血鬼。
但为什么是吸血鬼呢？
This is because vampires have no soul.
这是因为吸血鬼没有灵魂。
Second, I think vampires are frightening.
第二，我觉得吸血鬼很吓人。
And since when do vampires like baseball?
什么时候吸血鬼也喜欢棒球了？
Edward: You can't trust vampires. Trust me.
爱德华：信任我，吸血鬼是不能信任的。
I really love to read the books about vampires.
我非常喜欢那些关于吸血鬼的书籍。
Hummingbirds are the vampires of the flower world.
蜂鸟是鲜花界的吸血鬼。
Every culture has their own stories about vampires.
每个文化都有属于自己的吸血鬼故事。
These are not your teenage daughter's vampires, that's for sure.
这些不是你十几岁女儿的吸血鬼，这点是肯定的。
People like to be around positive people, not energy vampires.
人都喜欢与积极向上的人为伍，盗人能量之人并不受欢迎。
For the actors of vampires, who is the prince in your mind?
演过吸血鬼的男星里，谁是你心中的王子？
People like to be around positive people, not energy vampires.
人们喜欢被积极的人围绕，而不是精力吸血鬼。
I believe that liars run from the truth like vampires from the sun.
我相信说谎的人害怕真相就像吸血鬼害怕太阳一样。
Do vampires really exist? Are they one more thing to worry about?
吸血鬼真的存在么？他们值得我们另加担心么？
Our current preoccupation with zombies and vampires is easy to explain.
要解释我们现在对僵尸与吸血鬼的痴迷，似乎并不困难。
The most effective weapon against the vampires is a vampire itself.
对付吸血鬼最有效的武器就是吸血鬼自己。
Those who were vampires were thought to have longer than usual eye teeth.
人们通常认为吸血鬼的上犬齿比常人要长。
Women love vampires because they have all the time in the world. Literally.
女人之所以爱上吸血鬼，是因为吸血鬼有充裕的时间，真的！
Garlic has been regarded as an effective prophylactic against vampires.
人们一般认为大蒜是对付吸血鬼的有效预防措施。
Garlic has been regarded as an effective prophylactic against vampires.
人们一般认为大蒜是对付吸血鬼的有效预防措施。
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