Three vampires walk into a bar.
三个吸血鬼走进酒吧。
I guess people like vampires still.
我猜人们还是喜欢吸血鬼。
吸血鬼真的存在么？
So, there you have it. No vampires.
没有吸血鬼。
There are also situational vampires.
也有环境吸血鬼。
I have a date about the vampires.
我有个关于吸血鬼的约会。
Vampires! Vampires! Stop it already!
吸血鬼！吸血鬼！阻止他们。
No.1 - Vampires are the ultimate bad boys.
第一大上榜理由：吸血鬼是终极坏男。
但为什么是吸血鬼呢？
We should make a show about vampires." "Ooh.
突然之间，他们大叫道：“吸血鬼，我们应该制作一部关于吸血鬼的电视剧！”
You saw it too, right? Vampires do exist.
你也看见了，对吗？的确有吸血鬼。
I was sitting in my room, researching vampires.
我居然坐在自己的房间里，搜索着吸血鬼。
Edward: You can't trust vampires. Trust me.
爱德华：信任我，吸血鬼是不能信任的。
Most human fluids are absent in my vampires.
大部分的人类液体我的吸血鬼都没有。
I thought that with all the tomb vampires gone.
我原以为古墓里的吸血鬼都消失后。
Hummingbirds are the vampires of the flower world.
蜂鸟是鲜花界的吸血鬼。
They were vampires. You can't just bring them back.
他们是吸血鬼，你不能救活他们。
Plus, it's important to know that vampires don't play baseball.
此外，重要的是它让我们了解吸血鬼是从来不打篮球的。
These are not your teenage daughter's vampires, that's for sure.
这些不是你十几岁女儿的吸血鬼，这点是肯定的。
Because I live in the real world, Where vampires burn in the sun.
因为我生活在真实世界，吸血鬼在太阳下会晒死。
People like to be around positive people, not energy vampires.
人们喜欢被积极的人围绕，而不是精力吸血鬼。
People like to be around positive people, not energy vampires.
人都喜欢与积极向上的人为伍，盗人能量之人并不受欢迎。
I believe that liars run from the truth like vampires from the sun.
我相信说谎的人害怕真相就像吸血鬼害怕太阳一样。
Post a sign that says "No energy vampires allowed" on your bus.
在你的巴士上贴出标志：能量吸血鬼禁止登车。
Post a sign that says "No energy vampires allowed" on your bus.
在你的巴士上贴出标志：能量吸血鬼禁止登车。
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