The cat, not understanding this joke, sprang at his face, and spat, and scratched at him.
猫不明白这个笑话，扑向他的脸，对他又是吐口水，又是抓挠。
This joke works because you have to interpret the joke in two ways.
这个笑话之所以可笑是由于它有两种解释。
This joke left many New Yorkers with their mouths watering, but hopelessly empty.
很多纽约人至今对这个笑话津津乐道，但是口中无实。
It should remind us of — at least it reminds me of this joke that you probably told.
这让我想起，一个你们可能听过的笑话。
This joke captured the freewheeling anonymity of the early stages of Internet adoption, but it doesn't work now.
这个笑话俘获了早期想在互联网上匿名自由浏览者的芳心，只是现在情况不一样了。
And it was in Belgrade, not Pristina, that I heard this joke: the Serbs will do anything for Kosovo except live there.
我在贝尔格莱德，而不是普里什蒂纳(译者：科索沃首都)，听到这样一个笑话：塞族人可以为科索沃做一切事情，除了住在那里。
Because of this joke, so that students were, there has been a further understanding of punctuation and understanding.
就因为这个笑话，让同学们对标点符号又有了进一步的认识和了解。
Perhaps you have heard this joke: There was a man who had insisted on giving 10 dollars to a beggar per day for two years.
大家或许听过照这个笑话：有个人每天给门外一个乞丐10元钱就这样坚持了两年。
Nanon burst out laughing at this joke, the first time she had ever heard her young mistress make, and did as she was told.
拿侬听见小主人第一次说笑话，不禁哈哈大笑，照她的吩咐去办了。
"The new proposals are very funny, but many Vietnamese people could become the victim of this joke," said le Quang Minh, 31, a Hanoi stockbroker.
“新提议非常滑稽，不过很多越南人可能成为这个笑话的受害者”，河内三十一岁的股票经济leQuang Minh表示。
Comments: First of all, this joke isn't even remotely funny. Secondly, it's highly unoriginal. And lastly, nothing that Hussein has ever done will make us smile.
点评：首先，这个笑话一点都不好笑；其次，它卑鄙至极。最后要说的是，侯赛因从来没做过让我们高兴的事。
Later, this joke gave rise to the idiom, the man from Zheng buys shoes, which satirize those who only believe in dogma and who dont consider objective reality.
后来人们根据这个笑话引申出郑人买履这句成语，讽喻那些只相信教条，不顾客观实际的人。
There e's this joke about the college kid getting mugged, who says, "Hold on—let me update my status, letting my friends know I'm getting mugged, then you can have my phone."
这里有一则鳦笑话，说的是一个大学生遇到了抢劫，结果这个大学生说，“等一等，让我先更新一下我的状态，让我的朋友知道我正在被抢劫，然后你才可以抢走我的手机。”
Comments: I was amused by this joke, when I first came across this funny story. But as a teacher, when I read this once again, I am deeply moved. How lovely this little boy is!
评论：第一次我看到这个笑话时，我被它逗乐了。但是我自己作为一个老师，当我再次看这个笑话时，我被深深的感动了。多可爱的小章尼呀！
Here I was in this joke job of acting, thinking it 'd be a laugh before I did something more serious, and just as I was about to get out, Four Weddings and a Funeral happened "."
我只是把演戏当作好玩的职业，想在我做些严肃的事情之前乐一阵子，就在我刚想退出时，《四个婚礼和一个葬礼》出名了。
Perhaps the many people heard similar edition, but I want to make clear, I speak now of this joke is different, please the everyone must wait me to speak to finish to announce again an opinion.
也许有很多人听过类似的版本，但我要申明，我现在讲的这个笑话是不一样的，请各位务必等我讲完再发表意见。
In this style of humor, you are the butt of the joke for the amusement of others.
在这种幽默中，你是别人取笑的对象。
I can enjoy a joke as well as the next man , but this is going too far.
我和平常人一样喜欢开玩笑，可这太过分了。
I know this is a joke, and he knows I know, so even as he gets up to leave, I keep waiting for the wink.
我知道这是个笑话，他也知道我知道，所以即便他起身准备离开，我还在等他给我使眼色。
They were never interested in me, they were not my friends, and this whole time I was some kind of joke to them.
他们对我从来都不感兴趣，他们不是我的朋友，在这段时间里，我对他们来说就像是某种笑话。
What's worse is that I feel like I just exposed you to the world's worst fart joke by even sharing this picture.
更糟糕的是，我有种把世界上最糟糕的放屁笑话通过分享这张照片呈现在你面前的感觉。
It is not the first time this type of joke has cropped up on Google, a few years ago users reported being told to swim across the Atlantic if they asked for directions from New York to London.
据悉，这不是谷歌公司第一“开玩笑”了，前几年，当用户搜索怎样从纽约前往伦敦的时候，用户还被谷歌提示可以“游泳”横跨大西洋呢。
Something can be funny without being a joke, and this band will never reach the point where I don't see the humor in it.
有些东西即使不用玩笑的方式也会让人觉得开心，而这支乐队会永远带给我快乐。
N this style of humor, you are the butt of the joke for the amusement of others.
在这种幽默类型里，你竭尽全力的去娱乐他人，就像自己是笑话的烟蒂。
No, I am not kidding, and as far as I know, this is not a joke, they are literally calling these notebooks Jisus.
是的，我没有开玩笑，据我所知，这绝对不是在开玩笑，他们一字一句的告诉我这种笔记本电脑叫做 Jisus。
Don't keep reminding everyone that "this is a serious problem" or "that was a tasteless joke."
不要提醒任何人说“这是个严肃的问题”或者“这是个冷笑话”.
I also joke with Reid Hoffman that this was back in the days before he was "Reid."
我还和雷德·霍夫曼开玩笑说，这些都是他成为大名鼎鼎的“雷德”之前的日子。
If the browser can support the codec, this function will return probably (seriously-that's not a joke).
如果浏览器能支持这个编解码，该函数将返回probably(说真的—不是开玩笑的)。
If the browser can support the codec, this function will return probably (seriously-that's not a joke).
如果浏览器能支持这个编解码，该函数将返回probably(说真的—不是开玩笑的)。
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