谢耳朵：有意思。
And then you read a Sidney Sheldon novel, right?
然后你就读了西德尼·谢尔顿的小说，是吧？
Sheldon possesses a master's degree and two PhDs.
谢耳朵获得了一个硕士学位和两个博士学位。
Sheldon is an obsessive fan of comic books and science fiction.
谢耳朵（这是谢尔登博士的昵称，源起他的网游名Sheldor，下同）是个漫画和科幻小说迷。
Sheldon: I like the hamburgers where we usually have hamburgers.
我喜欢我们常去的那家汉堡店的汉堡。
Sheldon writes every day of the week, dictating his novels in the morning.
谢尔登每天都进行创作，在上午口述他的小说。
Sheldon: No. The cushion is merely symbolic. I'm giving you my spot on the couch.
谢尔顿：不是，垫子只是象征性的，我送你的是我沙发上的专座。
Following is a typical "bazinga" conversation between Sheldon and his roommate Leonard.
以下是谢耳朵和他室友莱纳德之间的一段bazinga对话。
Sheldon: I brought this on myself by being such an endearing and important part of your life.
谢尔顿：我自找的。谁叫我出现在你的生命中，那么讨人喜欢、那么举足轻重呢？
To make it even funnier, Sheldon starts dating a neurobiologist named Amy in this new season.
为增加“笑果”，在新一季中，谢耳朵开始与一位名叫艾米的神经生物学家约会。
Sheldon: you know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think that if I were wrong, I'd know it?
谢尔顿：你知道我是个聪明绝顶的人。要是我出错了，我能不知道吗？
Sheldon not only has an extensive comic book collection, but he is fully aware of its contents.
谢耳朵不仅广泛收集漫画书，他还对书中的内容了如指掌。
Sheldon: Nevertheless, I've hurt you, and whether you forgive me or not, I want you to have this.
谢尔顿：不管怎么说，我伤害了你，不管你原不原谅我，我都要给你这个。
Sheldon computed the optimal seating position in his apartment and his neighbor Penny's apartment.
谢耳朵分别在他和佩妮的公寓测算了最佳就坐位置。
Sheldon Lee Glashow (born December 5, 1932) is a Nobel Prize winning American theoretical physicist.
谢尔登·李·格拉肖是美国籍理论物理学家，诺贝尔奖获得者。
Sheldon: I'm a physicist. I have a working knowledge of the entire universe and everything it contains.
谢尔顿：我是一个物理学家。我对全体宇宙及其包含的万事万物都有足够的理解。
For one, Glenn is a professor with an expertise in global warming and may be just as brainy as Sheldon.
而且格伦可是个全球变暖方面的专家，可能会和谢耳朵一样聪明。
That is true even of Sheldon Adelson, who has lost more during this recession than anyone else on the planet.
这对于谢尔登·阿德尔森尤其正确。他在衰退中失去的东西比世界上的任何一个人都要多。
Sheldon: You were right. This was a very productive evening. I saw a whole new side of Amy Farrah Fowler tonight.
谢尔顿：你说得对，这个夜晚确实收获颇丰，今晚我见识到了艾米·菲拉·福勒全新的一面。
“There is a digital trail of interest left by customers, ” said Sheldon Gilbert, Proclivity’s chief executive and founder.
“顾客会留下有关他喜好的电子记录。”Proclivity的首席执行官和创始人肖登吉尔伯特说。
Sheldon and Lyubomirsky (2007) estimate it at only 10%. This is completely dwarfed by the genetic contribution to happiness.
Sheldon和Lyubomirsky(2007)估计其贡献率只有10%，这与基因作用相较之下更是相形见绌了。
The only thing that is left is what we actually do every day. What Sheldon and Lyubomirsky refer to as 'intentional activity'.
现在唯一剩下的因素就是我们每天实际上做的事情了，也就是Sheldon和Lyubomirsky所说的“有意的活动”。
A cute comic book artist puts Leonard and Priya's relationship to the test, while Sheldon tries to scare the guys for Halloween.
一位美女漫画家的出现测试着Leonard和Priya之间的感情，与此同时万圣节要到了，Sheldon想方设法想弄出点能吓到人的玩意。
Sheldon: Looking out at your fresh young faces, I remember when I, too, was deciding my academic future as a lowly graduate student.
谢尔顿：看着你们这些年轻的新面孔，我不禁回想起，曾经，我也是一个卑微的研究生，忙着为自己的学术前途做决定。
Like most of the people who visit TechRepublic, Sheldon tries to explain to his family what he does for a living, but it doesn't help.
与多数TechRepublic网站的网友一样，谢耳朵试图向他的家人解释他用以维持生计的工作性质，但无济于事。
Rico is assigned to travel to the beautiful island of Panau in Southeast Asia because his friend and mentor, Tom Sheldon, went missing.
Rico接到任务前往一个美丽的东南亚小岛帕瑙，寻找失踪的TomSheldon。
Sheldon: You're a lucky man. You're talking to one of the three men in the western hemisphere capable of following that train of thought.
谢尔顿：你很幸运。在西半球仅有三个人能跟得上你刚才的思路，而正在跟你讲话的这个恰恰就是其中之一。
Sheldon: Well, we could argue about who said what all night long, but to set things back on course, I will propose a new topic of conversation.
谢尔顿：如果要深究谁说了什么的话，我们能纠结一整晚，但为了回到正轨上，我要为聚餐开启个新的话题了。
Sheldon: Well, we could argue about who said what all night long, but to set things back on course, I will propose a new topic of conversation.
谢尔顿：如果要深究谁说了什么的话，我们能纠结一整晚，但为了回到正轨上，我要为聚餐开启个新的话题了。
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