If you are, I would like it so much if you could join us at 6 in the afternoon at 10 Peter St.
如可以,请您于周一下午6点到达彼得大街10号,我将恭侯您的光临。
The school paper at Connecticut College, the College Voice, reported that one of the speakers at last year's commencement, a graduating senior called Peter St.
康涅狄格大学的校报《大学之声》上报道,在去年毕业典礼上发表演说的人当中,有一个名叫彼得·圣约翰的毕业生凭借抄袭他人的演讲,博得了听众的交口称赞。
"Our results so far are very encouraging and have far exceeded our expectations," said professor Peter Bruce, of the University of st Andrews' chemistry department, in a news release Monday.
英国圣安德鲁斯大学化学分部的教授PeterBruce在周一的这个新闻发布会上说:“目前为止,我们取得了令人振奋的研究结果,这远远超过了我们的预期!”
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
所以圣彼得护送他去了电梯,他一直降,降,降到地狱。
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
说着,圣彼得就护送他到了电梯,电梯一直降,下降,降到地狱。
"Well, I'd like to," replied St. Peter, "but I have higher orders."
“当然我很想这样做,”圣彼得回答道,“但是我有更高的指令。”
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem."
“欢迎来到天堂,”圣彼得说,“在你迁入进来前,似乎还有一个问题。”
St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven.
圣彼德对他们说,如果他们想进入天堂,就得每人回答一个问题。
So St. Peter let her into heaven.
于是彼得让他留在了天堂。
To his dismay, there were hundreds of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter.
让他泄气的是,他前面有上百人在排队等着见圣彼得。
They arrived at the gates of heaven, where St Peter explained that there had been a mistake.
他们走到天堂门口时,圣徒皮特解释说某环节出了问题,他们本不该死。
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man.
她不想被一个丑陋的男人为所有的永恒用铁链锁住, 于是是她行走非常非常小心。 连续好几个月她做到了不踩在任何的鸭子上。
They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake.
他们到达天堂的门口。在那里,醉醺醺的圣彼德解释说是搞错了。
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
他的灵魂到了天堂,在进入口遇见了圣彼得。
St. Mary’s Clinic, which is in the compound of the Sts. Peter and Paul Cathedral in the Mongolian capital had been closed since April for the building of a new extension.
自今年四月份以来,位于蒙古首都圣伯多禄圣保禄主教座堂庭院的圣玛利诊所,因进行扩建而暂时关闭。
Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.
她的灵魂升到天堂,在天国之门她看到了圣彼得。
The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and she found St. Peter waiting for her.
电梯升啊升,重新回到了天国之门,她发现圣彼得正在门口等她。
Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter.
另外女子自成一队,跟着圣彼德去。
The third man came to the front of the line, and St. Peter asked for his story.
轮到第三个人了,圣彼得问他是怎么死的。
When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, "Sorry, heaven's crowding up, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can't get in."
他们到了天堂,拜见圣彼得,彼得对他们说,“对不起啊,天堂已人满为患了,所以你们需要回答一个问题,答不对就不能留在这。”
Russia's fascination with Eastern arts ended late in the 17th century with Peter the Great, who shifted his attention to the West and moved the Capitol from Moscow to St. Petersburg.
到了17世纪末彼得大帝掌权时,俄罗斯对东方艺术的着迷就结束了。他开始对西方感兴趣,并把首都从莫斯科转移到了圣·彼得堡(St . Petersburg)。
Warren Buffett retells the story of the dead oil prospector who gets stopped at the pearly gates and is told by St Peter that Heaven’s allocation of miners is full up.
沃伦巴菲特(Warren Buffett)讲过一个故事,有个去世的石油勘探者在天堂镶有珍珠的大门前停了下来,因为圣彼得(St Peter)告诉他说天堂里已经没有名额留给勘探者了。
St. Peter looks at her and replies, " Lady it took me 30 days to find a preacher up here do you really think I am going to find a lawyer?!!"
圣徒彼得看着她,回答说:“夫人,我花了30天才找到个传教士,难道你真的希望我再去找个律师吗?”
She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven.
愉快的一天又要结束了,圣彼得来到她面前,“你已经在天堂和地狱分别度过了一天,现在可以选择你的归宿了,”他说道。
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.
每个人都很热心的跟他道别,即使电梯上升的时候还在向他挥手。 电梯一直升,升,升到天堂之门的地方,门重新开启,圣彼得正在这里等着他。
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.
每个人都很热心的跟他道别,即使电梯上升的时候还在向他挥手。 电梯一直升,升,升到天堂之门的地方,门重新开启,圣彼得正在这里等着他。
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