They'd just reused the box. FML
原来，他们只不过拿了个手机盒子用来包装而已。
My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
好吧我承认，我的房东就是我男朋友。
I'm a fourteen year old girl. FML.
我还是个14岁的女生。
I didn't get the extra credit. FML.
很显然，我没有获得这次的附加分。
She now has two new toys today. FML
她今天已经这样获得了两个新玩偶了。
The owner answered my phone call. FML.
后来我才知道，那餐馆老板接了我很多电话。
Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML.
今天，我独处时的表情把一个女孩吓哭了。
My kids didn't stop crying for two hours. FML
我的女儿们为此哭了两个钟头。
She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
她厌恶地看了我一眼，然后走掉了。
Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML.
我的钱包还在那件衣服里！
Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML.
很显然，我给所有人都发了，连同我老板在内。
Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML.
结果，她的朋友正是那个看报纸的男人。
Only then to find out the camera was out of batteries. FML
在这个时候我才发现我的照相机电池用完了。
Today, my dad decided that my diploma makes a good pen-tester. FML.
今天，我爸决定用我的毕业证来试试笔有没水。
He says "l won't miss you, I never miss you when you are gone." FML.
他说：“我才不会想你呢，你不在的时候我从来都不想你。”
Apparently, it was broken into again, and set on fire this time. FML.
原来，我们的车子再一次被盗了，而且这次的盗贼还放了把火。
Today, I got a rejection letter from a college I didn't apply to. FML.
今天我收到一封拒绝通知。那大学我从来就没申请过啊喂。FML。
Two minutes later the cabby kicked me out of his cab because I stunk. FML
不出两分钟，我被司机赶了下来——因为我太臭了。
I get to watch my Grandmother do this motion for 6 minutes every day. FML.
现在我得每天看祖母做这个持续6分钟。
Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
当我回家，打算给她发个短信的时候，我发现她从我手机里把她的号码删除了。
My parents were competing each other which letter would be more moving. FML.
原来他们在比谁的信更令我感动。
Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML
今天，我发现我前女朋友不再是我以前认识的她了.FML
My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML
我年幼的弟弟忘了告诉我，他打碎了我化妆盒旁边的镜子。
It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML.
现在，我花两倍的价钱去看牙科急诊。
At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those Numbers." FML.
顿了一下他说，“真抱歉，我没想到真的会有人打那些电话号码。”
After I finished at the end of the day, I found out my boss is red-green colorblind. FML.
结果，我的老板是红绿色盲。
Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML.
她走后我才发现，我放在我们身后桌子上的钱包不见了。
When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML.
我暗示她果脆圈盒子哪里去了，她说她发现那些东西过期了，就连盒子一起扔掉了。
When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML.
我暗示她果脆圈盒子哪里去了，她说她发现那些东西过期了，就连盒子一起扔掉了。
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