They'd just reused the box. FML
原来，他们只不过拿了个手机盒子用来包装而已。
I didn't get the extra credit. FML.
很显然，我没有获得这次的附加分。
My kids didn't stop crying for two hours. FML
我的女儿们为此哭了两个钟头。
She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
她厌恶地看了我一眼，然后走掉了。
Today, my dad decided that my diploma makes a good pen-tester. FML.
今天，我爸决定用我的毕业证来试试笔有没水。
He says "l won't miss you, I never miss you when you are gone." FML.
他说：“我才不会想你呢，你不在的时候我从来都不想你。”
Today, I got a rejection letter from a college I didn't apply to. FML.
今天我收到一封拒绝通知。那大学我从来就没申请过啊喂。FML。
Two minutes later the cabby kicked me out of his cab because I stunk. FML
不出两分钟，我被司机赶了下来——因为我太臭了。
Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
当我回家，打算给她发个短信的时候，我发现她从我手机里把她的号码删除了。
My parents were competing each other which letter would be more moving. FML.
原来他们在比谁的信更令我感动。
Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML
今天，我发现我前女朋友不再是我以前认识的她了.FML
My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML
我年幼的弟弟忘了告诉我，他打碎了我化妆盒旁边的镜子。
It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML.
现在，我花两倍的价钱去看牙科急诊。
At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those Numbers." FML.
顿了一下他说，“真抱歉，我没想到真的会有人打那些电话号码。”
After I finished at the end of the day, I found out my boss is red-green colorblind. FML.
结果，我的老板是红绿色盲。
Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML.
她走后我才发现，我放在我们身后桌子上的钱包不见了。
When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML.
我暗示她果脆圈盒子哪里去了，她说她发现那些东西过期了，就连盒子一起扔掉了。
Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML.
今天踢球的时候我扭到了脚，然后在雨里走回家。FML。
Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML.
今天，第一次，我决定做我自己在工作中，然而我的老板却以为我醉了。
Today, I saw photos of my boyfriend at his 25th birthday party. The one he told me was cancelled. FML.
今天，我看到了我男友25岁生日“趴替”的照片，他之前和我说那个“趴替”取消了。FML。
Today, I was told that my parents would rather go to a cook out down the street than my baby shower. FML.
今天我爸妈说不能给我刚刚出生的孩子办宴会，因为他们要去参加街边的野炊。FML。
Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML.
今天我发现，那盆我放在厨房里精心浇灌了2年的花，是假花。
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has no intentions of staying with me when he goes off to college. He never has. FML.
今天我发现男朋友去上学的时候从来不会想我。哦，他从来没有想过我。FML。
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has no intentions of staying with me when he goes off to college. He never has. FML.
今天我发现男朋友去上学的时候从来不会想我。哦，他从来没有想过我。FML。
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