My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
好吧我承认，我的房东就是我男朋友。
I'm a fourteen year old girl. FML.
我还是个14岁的女生。
She now has two new toys today. FML
她今天已经这样获得了两个新玩偶了。
The owner answered my phone call. FML.
后来我才知道，那餐馆老板接了我很多电话。
Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML.
今天，我独处时的表情把一个女孩吓哭了。
Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML.
我的钱包还在那件衣服里！
Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML.
很显然，我给所有人都发了，连同我老板在内。
Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML.
结果，她的朋友正是那个看报纸的男人。
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML.
今天我称体重，秤被我称坏了。
Only then to find out the camera was out of batteries. FML
在这个时候我才发现我的照相机电池用完了。
Conclusion FML has an obvious antibacterial effect in vitro.
结论鲜桑叶有明显的体外抑菌作用。
Apparently, it was broken into again, and set on fire this time. FML.
原来，我们的车子再一次被盗了，而且这次的盗贼还放了把火。
I'm the only one who was on the conference call outside of work. FML.
我是唯一一个在公司外参加会议的人。
FML Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house.
FML本日，我家的猫告成地将我和我老爸锁在门外。
I get to watch my Grandmother do this motion for 6 minutes every day. FML.
现在我得每天看祖母做这个持续6分钟。
Today, my boyfriend started to plan our wedding. He included a clown. FML.
今天男朋友开始着手筹划我们的婚礼。他加了一套小丑服进去。FML。
Today, my boyfriend started to plan our wedding. He included a clown. FML.
今天男朋友开始着手筹划我们的婚礼。他加了一套小丑服进去。FML。
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