Listen to the sound of rustling palms as you sprawl out under a thatched hut at sunset, and continue to stretch your legs-only this time, in your bathtub-before dinner.

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But that rustling of the sheets you hear is the sound of some Dems tiptoeing away from McCain's bed.

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If I fell asleep, the sound would become a lazy breeze rustling a tree, or a broom brushing the earth.

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Otherwise several devices of a Heath Robinson nature are suggested boards to deflect the trajectory of urine and droppings, flashing lights, ultra-sound, unpleasant smells, stuffed owls, rustling aluminium foil and helium-filled balloons.

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