It understands anagrams, puns, wordplay and has memorized every Shakespeare soliloquy, major river and world capital.
Or you might find a peanut-butter fetishist who has an unholy obsession with Beyonce and melon puns.
Fans had signs with Lin's face on it, and posterboards with Lin puns you didn't think possible.
Jesus may have also salted his speech with puns on Aramaic words, the language of everyday communication.
True, the second half is almost completely unnecessary, the English accents are laughable and the footwear puns are relentless.
"But there's no beating about the bush, " he added, choosing his puns carefully.
It understands anagrams, puns, word play and has memorized every Shakespeare soliloquy, major river and world capital on Earth.
But if Twitter truly is just a place for bad puns, pithy commentary, and haikus, then use it that way.
Splinter (the noble super-rat) and Shredder (the Darth Vader-like villain) are back, along with a barrage of puns and oddball exclamations.
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You can safely expect more puns around digital highways, driving data and speeding up innovation to be not too far away.
While it is sad that Winner resorted to this type of fraud, the puns that one could come up with are endless.
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Such a high (sorry, I promise not to try any more puns) price makes that further issuance easier for the company certainly.
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Now, "there are lots of little cottages with names and lots of puns, " says Bert Lippincott, reference librarian at the Newport Historical Society.
Then Samsung spokesman Kim Titus made a series of nauseating puns.
Fond of puns, the word "offal" is particularly ripe for abuse.
Even the puns and plays off old fairy tales (the city of Ding Dong Dell, for instance, or the villainous mouse king Hickory Dock) feel fresh.
Mr. Sock was always as pleased as punch with puns.
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Each name falls into one of three categories: Cool (Pop Rockette or Meat Mitts), puns or word play (Metro-Gnome or Deal Breaker) or left-fielders (Buzz Kill or The Poser).
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"And like most sufferers of joke-itis, he had long since given up any trace of being funny, and instead deployed an endless barrage of grimace-inducing puns and lame insults".
Now beer store shelves are stocked with rye beers, and their all-too-easy puns (Bear Republic's Ryevalry comes out this fall), as this stalwart grain, makes a new tradition of its own.
In the mold of Rushdie, Ghosh (The Circle of Reason), Sealy (The Trotter-Nama) and Tharoor (The Great Indian Novel) tried to write capacious first novels, overbrimming with characters, conceits, puns and magical happenings.
Here, then, puns seem to serve a purpose beyond the merely frivolous - to impart shades of meaning in an economical fashion, perhaps, or to render lessons and concepts more vivid and memorable to listeners.
Not satisfied with piratey puns or bad jokes about the "poopdeck, " these people express themselves through cosplay -- the fan-centric practice of dressing up as fictional characters -- and take great pride in their imaginative creations.
Of course, owning a piece of James Bond is no doubt tantalizing for the movie memorabilia collector, a way of associating oneself with that debonair lady-killer who manages to bed every attractive woman he lays eyes on despite his horridly cheesy puns.
Bell, who has been a crossword puzzle buff since he was 10, and a team of five or six other wordsmiths (the puns in the office, Bell says, are frequent and frequently bad) come up with an initial list of as many as 1, 000 names.
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