Just remember the rules: keep your shoes off the coffee table and keep your grubby little hands off my remote.

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The talk radio host recently emceed a "Hands Off My Health Care" rally, and encourages people to voice their concerns at town halls.

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It bounced off the ceiling into my hands.

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Hands off my happiness.

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Hands off of my freedom or, as the majority of the Supreme Court wrote in the case of Griswold v.

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Then Dietzel told me to go wash my hands, to get the gunpowder off, while he went to clean the gun.

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She was so vulnerable that I felt the need to protect her in some way, to shield her, and I moved my hands toward her as though to be ready to catch her if she fell or to ward off anything that might harm her.

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