Never apologize for your major.

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And without hesitation, Judge Mukasey said, you never have to apologize for being a human being in this court.

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"Yeah, I'm happy we got a ninth, I'm never going to apologize for winning a league championship, " Kansas coach Bill Self said.

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President URIBE: Maybe I have to apologize for mistakes but never for crimes.

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So when Apple puts out a mediocre mapping app, that disappoints me and everyone else, then Tim Cook has to get down on bended knee and apologize to me, and promise never ever to do that again.

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We hope StarForce decides to follow Sony's lead and apologize, offer removal instructions and vow to never do this again -- though we suspect that's not about to happen, since the company's sole business is copy protection.

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