So poorly defined is he that a supporting character actually chimes in late in the game to explain that he really is a bad-ass after all.

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As he puts it, 'It's the biggest pain in the ass - you can wait two hours to sit and the staff is hands-down the meanest - but it's most frequently giving you the perfect pizza.

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"I have enough self-awareness to realize that I pretty much made an ass of myself last year, " he said.

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