At this very minute at Buck's Restaurant, and probably on Wall Street, too, and certainly God-knows-everywhere on the Net, the whole tech industry is laughing--laughing its socks off--at me.

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And God knows the so-called experts in the field didn't have a clue--just ask reporters at those Sears catalog-thick new economy magazines that now could be printed on an envelope.

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It sounds like the setup for a joke, as God only knows what freakish mollusks lurk in that fetid post-industrial waterway.

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Jack Lew is a Harvard-Georgetown, really smart type of guy, and God knows we probably owe him a lot.

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God knows what is happening, but I know one thing - it shouldn't take three months to check details that can be easily verified.

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The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly.

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