Ah, but how can you earn a fat year-end bonus that way?

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Generate fat yields and good gains with closed end funds and ETFs.

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Staple crops like wheat, soy bean, rice and potato -- things that would provide carbohydrates, protein and fat -- they're the final end point.

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Unless the bureau plans to work and leverage resources with other regulatory and oversight agencies, it will end up being the brunt of jokes among savvy Wall Street fat cats.

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The fact that whole milk drinkers may still end up weighing less than skim milk drinkers despite the added calories from fat actually does make some sense, however.

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"Fat regulations say that a player is free to sign for a new club at the end of every season, " Simba SC secretary general Kassim Dewji told the BBC Sport website.

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