“陛下，”那人尖声地回答：“因为在我出门之前，我老婆告诉我不要扎堆。”
"Your Majesty, "came the reply in a squealing voice, " it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds. "
“我老婆不断地告诉我，别老盯着她的手，或者琢磨她的前臂的解剖学结构，怪吓人的”他说。
"My wife is constantly telling me to stop looking at her hands or mentally dissecting her forearm," he says.
我到家的时候，老婆给了我一个大大吻，“亲爱的我想你真的太爱我了，至少有70个人告诉我…”。
When I finally arrived home, my wife gave me the longest kiss ever. "I really think you love me," she said. "At least 70 people called and told me so."
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