“陛下，”那人尖声地回答：“因为在我出门之前，我老婆告诉我不要扎堆。”
"Your Majesty, "came the reply in a squealing voice, " it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds. "
“我老婆不断地告诉我，别老盯着她的手，或者琢磨她的前臂的解剖学结构，怪吓人的”他说。
"My wife is constantly telling me to stop looking at her hands or mentally dissecting her forearm," he says.
我到家的时候，老婆给了我一个大大吻，“亲爱的我想你真的太爱我了，至少有70个人告诉我…”。
When I finally arrived home, my wife gave me the longest kiss ever. "I really think you love me," she said. "At least 70 people called and told me so."
他老婆都30岁了，我要告诉我老妈，老爸有外遇了。
I then had to tell my mom, his wife of 30 years, that my dad was having an affair.
你把这件事办完了，就把篮子送到我家里去，告诉我老婆把正在洗的衣服放下来，用不着把衣服洗完，等着我回家，因为我有话要告诉她。
And when you've done that goo on to my house with the basket, and tell my wife to put away that washing, because she needn't finish it, and wait till I come hwome, as I've news to tell her.'
他老婆都30岁了，我要告诉我老妈，老爸有外遇了。
I then had to tell my mom, his wife of 30 years, that my dad was having an affair. FML.
我是ipod用户，我老婆是iphone用户，请告诉我这些平台上有什么应用，仅仅这些？
As an iPod Touch user and my wife as an iPhone user, enlighten me as to what application is available on these platforms that does just this?
我的朋友老刘告诉我他老婆每到周末都要他陪着逛街。
My friend Liu told me that every time it was Saturday he would be asked to go shopping with his wife.
我的美国朋友得意地告诉我说，他已经知道在中国是不能给男人送绿帽子的，因为绿帽子寓意着老婆出轨。
My American friend proudly told me he had learned the inappropriateness in Chinese culture of giving a man a green hat, which implies that his wife is having an affair.
我用便携打印机打印了一张纸条，希望其他的司机兄弟们帮我打电话告诉我老婆现在塞车，回家可能会晚了。 然后我把贴到了汽车后窗上…
I wrote a message on my laptop asking other motorists to call her, printed it on a portable inkjet and taped it to my rear windshield.
我用便携打印机打印了一张纸条，希望其他的司机兄弟们帮我打电话告诉我老婆现在塞车，回家可能会晚了。 然后我把贴到了汽车后窗上…
I wrote a message on my laptop asking other motorists to call her, printed it on a portable inkjet and taped it to my rear windshield.
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