如果你相信这些消息，你觉得自己能参军了，然后你有两个选择A选择参战，B选择同时远足和学习编程。

If you believe the messages then you would think you can join the army, and either a choose to go to war or b go hiking and learn computer programming at the same time.

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报纸上说我们一只脚踏入了破产，另外一只脚踩在香蕉皮上，头上还吹着大风。如果你相信这些，那就大错特错了。

If you believe what you read in the newspaper about us, we have one foot in the pail of bankruptcy and the other foot on a banana peel, and there's a high wind.

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赫尔姆斯博士说：“这些爱情剧中都有‘命定’的因素，影片中的男女主角也都‘心有灵犀’。如果你相信这些东西，等于是自寻烦恼。”

‘There’s a notion of destiny and couples in romantic comedies immediately understand each other,’ said Dr Holmes. ‘If you think that’s how things are, you are setting yourself up to be disappointed.

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I believe that these are the foundational moments of theorizing and that if you're going to teach anything like a survey, you've got to derive the rest of it from whatever the moment I happen to subscribe to might be."

我相信这些都对建立理论非常重要,如果你想教概论之类的东西，那么其它的部分都得是我赞同的才行“

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