坐车肯定坐前排，插队也是允许的，还要感谢那个蓝色徽章，停车也很是方便，而且免费的。而我11号的鞋子永远都是那么便宜，一个女人除了这些还要什么呢？
Front-row seats are a guarantee, queue jumping is allowed, parking is flexible and free thanks to the blue badge and, with size 11 feet, my shoes will always be cheap - what more could a woman want?
假如一个女人在选择鞋子时问你‘蓝色还是金色’，男人们切记，不要正面回答。
If a woman asks' blue or gold? 'when selecting shoes, it's important that a man does not give an answer.
一位教长要求众人聚到一起，脱下鞋子，排成两行，女人在男人背后，面朝东方。
An imam calls the crowd together, asks them to take off their shoes and arranges them in two lines, women behind men, facing east.
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