The good news here is that the system actually displays a far more intuitive menulayout on the screen than what's available on your dumbphone, enabling users to flip through schedules, photos, videos and playlists with ease.
Of course, Evernote has screwed with it, so now it won't default to keeping my pictures private (not so good for the clients, or my reputation) and the new layout hides the sharing feature in a stupid drop-down menu.