如果他是一个鞋匠的话，我会是一个鞋匠；如果他铲屎，我也会铲。
If he'd been a shoemaker, I would have been a shoemaker; if he had shoveled shit, I, too, would have shoveled.
他碰到什么东西都变成屎。
这是最屎的会议？
要是你读到这些邮件你就能感受到这一切有多屎。
If you read some of those emails you'll know it gets pretty shit at this end too.
牙齿屎是怎么形成的？
因为我们前锋是陀屎。
她所住的病房脏乱不堪，吃的食物更是“像团屎一样”。
The wards where she was treated were dirty and shabby, and the food "like a dollop of shit".
我为别人清理过厨房的蛆虫，刮过地毯上的猫屎。
I've cleaned maggots out of other people's kitchens. I've scraped cat poop off carpets.
肉眼难以看到的蟑螂屎还会引发严重的呼吸疾病。
And roach droppings, while almost invisible, can trigger serious respiratory problems.
我是您一泡尿一泡屎，养起来的儿子呀，你还客气什么？
I is you a bubble urine one bubble excrement, raise up son ah, you still polite?
安迪，爬过了安葬的屎坑，然后干干净净的来到另一边。
Andy Dufesne who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
到现在，的确是麻木了，才发现打工者是皇冠上或下的牛屎！
To the present, indeed numb, it was found that workers were under the crown, or covered with cow dung!
占着茅坑不拉屎是可恶的，其实，最可恨的却是拉完了屎还要占着等坑。
The manger is abhorrent, actually, is the most hateful to pull out of the pit shit, etc.
通往地下室的入口处由一扇大门挡着，阶梯很滑，上面尽是蝙蝠屎，很脏。
A big door bars the entrance to the cellar; the steps are slippery and soiled with bat dung.
你的衣柜里再也没有西装，只有蓝衬衫，屎绿色运动夹克和一大堆牛仔装。
Your wardrobe no longer has suits but blue shirts and mustard colored sports jackets and lots of denim.
被无视的力量和上述能量一样强，那会让你感觉想一坨屎，或者是失败者。
Being ignored is equally as powerful, except that it makes you feel like crap, like a loser.
F 4成员朱孝天在自己的微博中表示，F4难以重聚的原因是“有一颗老鼠屎在”。
F4's Ken Chu wrote on his Sina Weibo micro blog the reunion would not take place because of a "mouse shit".
她滑得相当不错，但后来一丛被冻住了的香蒲把她给绊倒了，摔了个狗啃屎。
She skated pretty well until she tripped over a clump of frozen cattails and sprawled on her belly.
事实上，除了一小部分人外，大多数的新西兰人对痞得屎的言论是反感的。
In fact, all but a small minority of New Zealanders have come to resent the ranting of Mr Peters.
事实上，今天的早些时候，它在椭圆办公室留下的一坨屎比布什留下的大多了。
In fact, earlier today, he left a bigger mess in the Oval Office than Bush did. "— David letterman."
试想一下屙一陀400磅的屎，你就能明白这为什么会把你从里到外翻过来了。
Imagine taking a 400-pound shit, and you can see how this might turn you inside out.
结果我发现这家餐厅关门了，原因是他们发现食材供应商那里有大量的老鼠屎。
They were being closed down today because a large amount of rat droppings was found in their food supplies.
人们致力于推行一些标准，但是和欧洲标准相比，美国的标准可以说就是一坨屎。
People will attempt to push standards, but us standards are almost weak-shit when compared to Euro standards.
我想找到一颗我所能找到的最大的钻石，吃下去，然后第二天从我的屎中拣出来。
I'd like to find the biggest goddamn diamond I could find, eat it and pick it out of my shit the next day.
我尽量去把它演得很逼真，结果，我在舞台上用力过猛，不小心把屎拉都出来了。
I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident.
就算是一坨屎，也有遇见屎壳郎的那天。所以你大可不必为今天的自己有太多担忧。
Even if you were a piece of shit, you would meet some dung beetle someday. So don't worry about yourself today.
我的人生也许是喜剧，也可能是悲剧，也可能就是一泡屎，有些时候不是我能决定的。
My life might be a drama, comedy or tragical or even nothing at all, sometimes it's not up to me.
从人的胎盘和蜗牛分泌物到鸟屎，为了寻求美丽，人们随时准备好将任何东西涂在脸上。
From human placenta and snail secretion to bird poo, people were ready to put anything and everything on their faces in the name of beauty.
从人的胎盘和蜗牛分泌物到鸟屎，为了寻求美丽，人们随时准备好将任何东西涂在脸上。
From human placenta and snail secretion to bird poo, people were ready to put anything and everything on their faces in the name of beauty.
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