They'd just reused the box. FML
原来，他们只不过拿了个手机盒子用来包装而已。
I didn't get the extra credit. FML.
很显然，我没有获得这次的附加分。
I didn't know she was married. FML.
奶奶的，我还真不知道她已经结婚了。
My kids didn't stop crying for two hours. FML
我的女儿们为此哭了两个钟头。
She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
她厌恶地看了我一眼，然后走掉了。
Today, my dad decided that my diploma makes a good pen-tester. FML.
今天，我爸决定用我的毕业证来试试笔有没水。
He says "l won't miss you, I never miss you when you are gone." FML.
他说：“我才不会想你呢，你不在的时候我从来都不想你。”
Today, I got a rejection letter from a college I didn't apply to. FML.
今天我收到一封拒绝通知。那大学我从来就没申请过啊喂。FML。
Two minutes later the cabby kicked me out of his cab because I stunk. FML
不出两分钟，我被司机赶了下来——因为我太臭了。
Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
当我回家，打算给她发个短信的时候，我发现她从我手机里把她的号码删除了。
She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML.
她看了看我，笑了笑，把袜子塞回我嘴里，然后走掉了。
My parents were competing each other which letter would be more moving. FML.
原来他们在比谁的信更令我感动。
As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets and lost my job. FML.
从而，我尿湿了被单，丢掉了工作。
Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML
今天，我发现我前女朋友不再是我以前认识的她了.FML
Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML
他有女装癖，而且那样的他比我更具女人味。
My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML
我年幼的弟弟忘了告诉我，他打碎了我化妆盒旁边的镜子。
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML.
今天，我男朋友跟我分手了，通过短信，当我们在同一个屋檐下的时候。
It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML.
现在，我花两倍的价钱去看牙科急诊。
I then had to tell my mom, his wife of 30 years, that my dad was having an affair. FML.
他老婆都30岁了，我要告诉我老妈，老爸有外遇了。
At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those Numbers." FML.
顿了一下他说，“真抱歉，我没想到真的会有人打那些电话号码。”
After I finished at the end of the day, I found out my boss is red-green colorblind. FML.
结果，我的老板是红绿色盲。
Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML.
她走后我才发现，我放在我们身后桌子上的钱包不见了。
When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML.
我暗示她果脆圈盒子哪里去了，她说她发现那些东西过期了，就连盒子一起扔掉了。
Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML.
现在办公室所有的人来我办公室的时候都是先通知我一下。
Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML.
今天，第一次，我决定做我自己在工作中，然而我的老板却以为我醉了。
Today, I saw photos of my boyfriend at his 25th birthday party. The one he told me was cancelled. FML.
今天，我看到了我男友25岁生日“趴替”的照片，他之前和我说那个“趴替”取消了。FML。
Today it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML.
今天是我的跟妻子的两周年结婚纪念日。她现在却正跟她的男朋友在庆祝这天。
Today it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML.
今天是我的跟妻子的两周年结婚纪念日。她现在却正跟她的男朋友在庆祝这天。
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