有一次，一只蝙蝠所谓安迪回家晚，并有血液所有超过他的身体。
Once, a bat called Andy came home late and there was of blood all over his body.
“当他回家晚的时候我就喊道，'是你吗，杰克?'而我的老公名叫罗伯特” 英语幽默故事。
When he came in late Icalled out, 'is that you, Jack?'and my husband's name is Robert.
如果你拥有一段亲密关系，不能动不动就发脾气-而要花点时间想想原因：为什么对方没有回电话或者晚回家。
If you're in a relationship, stop flying off the handle - take time to assess the possible reasons why someone might not be calling back or is late coming home.
随后三晚入住率开始下跌，因为人们找到替代飞机出行的旅游方式或者选择回家。
Occupancy declined for the following three nights, as people found alternative travel methods or returned home.
不过就像你带回家的姑娘第二天早上看起来总没有前一晚火辣，你的内在体温也是这样。
But just like how that chick you brought home wasn't nearly as hot as she was the previous night, the same goes for your core body temperature.
我给家里打过电话，说我会晚回家，说我可能不回去了吗？
Did I call, say I'd be late, say I might not be back at all?
我想会有许多人打电话回家去解释为什么又得晚回家。
I'm thinking that there will be a lot of calls home to explain why you'll be late... again.
这六名学生周二乘飞机去韦斯·特雷岛，在寄宿家庭住两晚，周四再乘飞机回家。
The students will fly to Westray each Tuesday and stay with host families for two nights before catching a return flight on the Thursday.
另外，我用回程机票的退款买了一张穿越索马里的便宜机票， 据说那会是一个漫长的旅途，所以我有可能晚几天回家。
P. S. I got a refund on my return ticket and bought a much cheaper one that connects through Somalia, but I've been told it might take a bit longer so I might be arriving a few days late.
我去参加一个朋友四十岁的生日聚会，感觉回家已经很晚了，但是可以想象其实并没有那么晚。
I was at a friend's 40th birthday party and it felt great to get home late and to imagine that it was not really that late.
而且，无论他们中的一个永远的梦想，当然，带回家一晚立场香料的关系。
And neither one of them would ever dream, of course, of bringing home a one-night stand to spice up the relationship.
随着越来越多的年轻人选择晚结婚年龄或这他们中的一些人还没有找到合适的灵魂伴侣，所以他们回家时是单身的。
As more young people choose to get married at the late age or some of them haven't found the suitable soul mates, so they are single when they go back home.
他们提醒他这么晚回家是危险的。
They cautioned him against the danger of going home so late.
有一晚回家的路上，我在花店外看到一些刚剪的玫瑰。
On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After.
她告诉吉福斯她和她丈夫很晚才会回家，他应该享受他的晚休。
She told Jeeves that she and her husband would be home very late and he should just enjoy his night off.
所以我和妈妈有时心烦，在某种意义上我不喜欢我的父亲，他总是晚回家。
So my mother and I sometimes are upset and I don't like my father in a sense that he always gets home late.
医生说我会在医院住两晚，在第三天应该能够回家。
The doctor says I will be in the hospital for two nights and should be able to go home on the third day.
为了庆祝结婚周年，我太太花了整个下午准备晚餐。可是，我却晚3个小时才回家，她因此大发雷霆。
My wife spent all afternoon cooking a special dinner for our wedding anniversary. So she really flew off the handle when I came home 3 hours late.
我父母已习惯我晚回家。他们从不等我回来才睡觉。
My parents are used to my coming back late. They never waited up for me.
因此，整个车队能在蒙特利尔疯一晚，明天回家。
As a result, the whole team was able to enjoy a night out in Montreal before flying home tomorrow.
五年前，我做着一份朝九晚五的工作，每天乘车上下班——早上花两三个小时到办公室，晚上再花四五个小时回家。
Five years ago, when I had a nine-to-five job, I commuted to work — two to three hours to the office, four to five hours home.
如果我晚回家的话，我都会告诉爸爸妈妈，这样他们就不用担心我了。
When I am late for home, I will tell my parents. So they don't have to worry about me.
保护你自己。有人从你的一个同学那里拿过钱么?不要让它发生在你身上。如果你要晚回家，你应该告诉你父母。
Protect yourself. Has someone ever taken money from one of your classmates? Don't let it happen to you. If you have to go home late, you should let your parents know.
保护你自己。有人从你的一个同学那里拿过钱么?不要让它发生在你身上。如果你要晚回家，你应该告诉你父母。
Protect yourself. Has someone ever taken money from one of your classmates? Don't let it happen to you. If you have to go home late, you should let your parents know.
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