罗礼士可以用一只鸟杀掉两颗石头。
罗礼士是不睡觉的，他只是在等待。
罗礼士可以用钢琴演奏小提琴。
罗礼士曾经从一数到无限大…两次。
罗礼士不呼吸，他是挟持空气当人质。
罗礼士可以删掉资源回收筒。
罗礼士有专业替身：用在要哭的场景。
罗礼士有12颗卫星，其中一颗是地球。
罗礼士可以用脚打好鞋带。
罗礼士可以被零整除。
罗礼士出生后就开车把他妈妈从医院载回家。
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
罗礼士玩过乐高积木：这也是金字塔的由来。
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
罗礼士踢了地球一下，它到现在还没停止转动。
Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth, it hasn't stopped spinning.
罗礼士能把鱼淹死。
连罗礼士的水中倒影都要避免和他有眼神接触。
Chuck Norris is so intimidating even his reflection won't look back at him.
罗礼士是唯一在网球比赛中赢过一堵砖墙的人。
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
“时间不等待任何人”…除非那个人就是罗礼士。
有些粉丝会穿超人睡衣，超人则穿著罗礼士睡衣。
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
的最后一位数就是罗礼士，因为他终结任何事物。
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
光线一直希望自己的速度能有罗礼士的拳速那么快。
「人并不是完美的」对于罗礼士来说是句侮辱的话。
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
某些魔术师能在水上行走，罗礼士则是在陆地中游泳。
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
罗礼士可能不知道你住在哪里，但他知道你会死在哪里。
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
罗礼士的眼泪是癌症的特效药，但很遗憾：他永不流泪。
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
刚生出来的婴儿会哭，是因为知道这个世界有罗礼士在。
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
罗礼士已经登陆火星过了，这就是为何那里没有生命迹象。
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
当贝尔发明电话后，他发现有三通来自罗礼士的未接来电。
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
石头赢剪刀、剪刀赢布、布赢石头，但是罗礼士赢过这三个。
Chuck Norris can win rock, paper, scissors without using rock, paper, or scissors.
石头赢剪刀、剪刀赢布、布赢石头，但是罗礼士赢过这三个。
Chuck Norris can win rock, paper, scissors without using rock, paper, or scissors.
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