罗礼士是不睡觉的，他只是在等待。
罗礼士可以用钢琴演奏小提琴。
罗礼士曾经从一数到无限大…两次。
罗礼士不呼吸，他是挟持空气当人质。
罗礼士可以删掉资源回收筒。
罗礼士有专业替身：用在要哭的场景。
罗礼士有12颗卫星，其中一颗是地球。
罗礼士可以用脚打好鞋带。
罗礼士可以被零整除。
罗礼士玩过乐高积木：这也是金字塔的由来。
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
罗礼士踢了地球一下，它到现在还没停止转动。
Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth, it hasn't stopped spinning.
连罗礼士的水中倒影都要避免和他有眼神接触。
Chuck Norris is so intimidating even his reflection won't look back at him.
罗礼士是唯一在网球比赛中赢过一堵砖墙的人。
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
有些粉丝会穿超人睡衣，超人则穿著罗礼士睡衣。
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
的最后一位数就是罗礼士，因为他终结任何事物。
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
光线一直希望自己的速度能有罗礼士的拳速那么快。
罗礼士可能不知道你住在哪里，但他知道你会死在哪里。
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
刚生出来的婴儿会哭，是因为知道这个世界有罗礼士在。
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
罗礼士已经登陆火星过了，这就是为何那里没有生命迹象。
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
当贝尔发明电话后，他发现有三通来自罗礼士的未接来电。
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
在生日时庆祝的不是长了一岁，而是罗礼士又让人活了一年。
When you celebrate your birthday, you do not celebrate the date of your birth, you celebrate that Chuck Norris allowed you to live another year.
罗礼士不玩「躲迷藏」，他玩「躲起来并祈祷我不去找你」。
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek. " He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you. "
每个成功的男人背后都有个女人，每个死人背后则都有罗礼士。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
罗礼士有一台特制的砂带研磨机，上面设定是：弱→强→刮胡。
Chuck Norris owns a custom belt sander with three settings: Low, High, and Shave.
伊拉克并没有大规模毁灭武器，因为罗礼士是住在奥克拉·荷马。
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq because Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
罗礼士其实在二十年之前就已经死了，但是死神还没勇气去找他。
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
罗礼士从不读书：他都是狠狠瞪著书本，直到书本供出他想要的资讯。
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
曾经有一条「罗礼士路」，但后来改名了：没有人可以踩在罗礼士上还活命。
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
罗礼士的身体各部份都被登记为杀伤性武器，他的脾脏更被五十个州认定为隐藏式武器。
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
罗礼士的身体各部份都被登记为杀伤性武器，他的脾脏更被五十个州认定为隐藏式武器。
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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