Your body, your face, your emotions, your laughter, your tears.
Then I need you to get your cousins -- (laughter) -- and your friends, your co-workers.
Go to GottaRegister.com. (Applause.) If you don't know how to vote -- maybe you're 17, turning 18, first time -- go to GottaVote.com. (Applause.) If you're already registered and you're already going to be voting, then you've got to grab your friends, you've got to grab your neighbors, you've got to grab your cousins, your aunts and your uncles -- (applause) -- you've got to corner your -- and your grandparents. (Laughter.) You've got to talk to your co-workers.
Here's the plan -- the secret plan. (Laughter.) You guys, turn off your cameras. (Laughter.) Just kidding. (Laughter.) So from now until November we're going to need every single one -- look at this room!
Tax cuts to help you lose a few pounds. (Laughter.) Tax cuts to improve your love life. (Laughter.) Whatever the issue, they've got one answer.
And at the post-game press conferences, he dressed well enough to land himself in GQ magazine. (Laughter.) Show them your kicks here, Dwayne. (Laughter.) If any of you can pull this off -- (laughter) -- other than Dwayne Wade, let me know.
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Tax cuts to lose an extra few pounds -- (laughter) -- tax cuts to improve your love life. (Laughter.) Whatever the issue -- tax cuts.
Tax cuts to help you lose a few pounds -- (laughter) -- tax cuts to improve your love life. (Laughter.) Whatever is wrong with you, they think tax cuts, especially for folks at the top, will cure all ills.
And I don't think that many Treasury Secretaries can claim childhood obesity as part of their portfolio, right? (Laughter and applause.) It is pretty cool to have your husband's Treasury Secretary enthusiastically a part of this initiative. (Laughter.) So I salute you for your work.
You guys just put down your hands. (Laughter.) Oh, okay, well, this young lady right in front.
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So that tells you that we are in political season. (Laughter.) And unless you've been living under a rock or did not pay your cable bill -- (laughter) -- you understand where Sammy is coming from.
And the other thing is people know who you are everywhere -- obviously. (Laughter.) So you have to -- you always have to like shave and comb your hair and -- (laughter) -- you can't just roll out of bed and be out there. (Laughter.) So that kind of stuff can be a little tough.
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Some changes in your lunch? (Laughter.) Yes, I know how -- right.
He said, you know what, borrow money from your parents. (Laughter.) That's not an answer.
And keep playing hard, working hard, doing well in school, and eat your vegetables. (Laughter.) All right?
You don't have to take off your shoes. (Laughter.) Right?
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There they are. (Applause.) By the way, Regina, it's good to see you in your uniform. (Laughter.) We had been waiting for that.
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These gymnastics folks -- I don't understand how they do what they do. (Laughter.) So I told these young ladies as I was congratulating them, how do you not bust your head -- (laughter) -- every time you're on that little balance beam?
Now, I want to say that should not scare anybody from -- and judging from some of the criticisms that I've read, it has not -- (laughter) -- and those aren't your e-mails, Wendell, those are -- (laughter) -- those are others.
All right, it's a guy's turn, so ladies, put your hands down. (Laughter.) It's a guy's turn.
All right, Albalee, that applause was just as much for me as it was for your wonderful introduction. (Laughter.) Wasn't she?
We're glad that you moved out of assisted living. (Laughter.) I know it's hard -- I know, I know, I'll work on him. (Laughter.) But you can come over for dinner or something. (Laughter.) From your work with the CDC to the FDA, the Department of Health and Human Services is clearly at the forefront of addressing some of our greatest health issues, and it's going to take their continued commitment.
Should we tell them to take off their jackets, too? (Laughter.) Take off your jackets, guys.
First, one caveat -- I will not be good -- as good as Michelle. (Laughter.) So keep your expectations lower.
No complaint here, right? (Laughter.) You give your all and ask very little in return, only that we back you up so our troops can do their job.
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Issues that used to stay confined to hallways or locker rooms are now finding their way onto Facebook and Twitter. (Laughter.) Some of your families might also be feeling the strain of the economy.
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Thank you, Ron, for not only the generous introduction but for the wonderful leadership and for sharing some of your applause with me. (Laughter.) To Phil and Kate Villers, for founding Families USA, we thank them. (Applause.) Thank you.
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