Please when you go back to your village, tell the people about the soldiers you met at Ta Krabey.

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Our beef is grass fed and natural, and generally superior to anything you can get ta the supermarket, but it is not dry aged (though I have dry aged my own beef at home, a process that is rewarding but according to most experts, not all that safe).

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That's right, starting on Monday you'll be able to say screw you to Cingular or ta ta to T-Mobile and keep rocking your precious RAZR even after you've jumped ship and signed up with a new provider.

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"I will miss my family and the routine of work, but my employers are supportive of the TA because it helps you learn leadership and management, " he added.

BBC: TA troops in training

As Ta-nehisi Coates points out, the best you can say about the incident is that Paul is a stunningly incompetent manager.

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If you assume that 1 million will vote in the November race, and if you assume the Republican candidate, whatizname, will get 5%, or 50, 000 votes, ta-da, the winner must pull 50.1% of the remaining 950, 000, or 475, 001 votes.

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