Today, because banners are optimized for clicks, you get the fat belly ads.

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So how do you get a fat Roth account?

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Now I know she was going for the same dopamine rush you get when the fat black bird explodes right in the middle of a stone fortress.

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And you won't get any fat gags from me.

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Indeed, you wander in the courtyard of your average assembly hall and you get the sense Chow Yun Fat is about to break out of the walls in a spectacularly choreographed fight scene.

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At JoJo , a charming French bistro, you'll learn why French women don't get fat.

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Fat-cat moves that can get you in trouble with the AMT nowadays include having too many children or living in a high-tax state (since state and local taxes are not deductible under the AMT).

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