Did you watch Beasts of the Southern Wild?

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So, if your fancy, cordless drill doesn't set you apart from the beasts, what does?

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These beasts not only accompany you on your questing, they actively inform how your player develops.

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Sometimes you watch a movie that stays with you long after the final credits have rolled: Beasts of the Sothern Wild is one such film, and it just might be for you too.

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You don't swat at the beasts with a sledgehammer.

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If you do suddenly find yourself in close quarters with one of these beasts, your best bet is to get out of the water, swimming away with smooth, even strokes that won't attract its attention.

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