Nor do I inject alcohol right into my eyeballs while crying.

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Video recorded by police show the women nervous and crying while being interviewed.

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On command the app strings together the collected images into a timelapse video, which you can watch while drinking and crying.

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No, seriously, a smartphone, because consumers have been crying for an HP smartphone for a while now.

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As I recall, however, Will was full of energy and good humor while I was exhausted from a day's editing and crying in my beer.

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