Phone calls to AIJ's office in central Tokyo were automatically routed to an answering machine asking callers to try again later.

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Should you try to cram Android onto the machine?

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Two years ago, Adrian Allen, group sales director of Technicut, which makes precision-cutting machine tools, decided to try to sell some machines to Boeing.

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Try surfing the Web on a pre-Pentium machine.

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"Usually with a standard attack malware writers will try to limit the amount of data coming off the machine because otherwise it is very hard to find what you are looking for, " she said.

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"Nowadays you come to town, you stick your little card in the slot machine next to some blue-haired lady smoking away and try to figure out how many points you need for a buffet, " says Poster.

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To try to sell it, Jobs made a short digital film to show what the machine could do.

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It may also be the only machine that keeps you alive when the Robot Apocalypse goes down, but we'll try to stuff that to the rear of our minds for now.

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And since broadband connections are considered a tasty target for some criminal hackers who might try to use your line for malicious purposes, it includes a firewall, which can defend your machine from prying eyes.

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But in an attempt to try to lay upon it some objective boundaries, we threw some numbers into the number-crunching machine to see what came out, to see if we could figure out at least one way of determine the best Super Bowl champ since 2000.

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