Program length will be infinitely variable from hours of non-stop viewing to constantly interrupted sound bites, no longer proscribed by 30 minute increments.
The IMF would quickly learn the value of sound money, and stop acting like those early 19th-century surgeons, who thought using anesthesia for an operation would weaken a patient's character.
The Ministry of Sound in Elephant and Castle is trying to stop the building of a block of flats nearby because club bosses fear noise complaints could force the venue's closure.
In our star-obsessed, sound bite culture, hot looks, reality show appearances, stop-bys on Oprah or Saturday Night Live and zinger tweets seem to qualify people for higher office.