"Let me take care of Hibs and look after my own team and let someone else comment on Celtic and Rangers, " he added.

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"Some people don't want to talk to police officers, so it gives us the option of sending someone else in and us standing back, " he added.

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Ch Supt Beautridge, the area commander based at Gravesend police station, added that victims should speak to someone else in their community if they did not want to go to the police direct.

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"I've always maintained that someone's loss is always someone else's gain and football is littered with that, " Jones added.

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"We all have the view it will happen to someone else, and it is a very difficult thing to change one's lifestyle, " added Dr Penny.

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She might have added that even the head of the Internal Revenue Service, Douglas Shulman, gets someone else to do his taxes.

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