It's so twisted that the views of the only candidate with military experience, Rep. Ron Paul, are routinely dismissed as being naive by a handful of warmongers who don't look as if they've ever thrown a punch in their lives.

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The walls of water were so strong that they twisted concrete beams and mangled cars.

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With the left rabbit ear twisted down so it touched the thick steel strings of their red electric bass, they were able to tune in to a local broadcast.

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Sometimes quotes are mangled so badly as to be twisted into a complete opposite of their intentions.

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Even healthy banks have been arm-twisted into accepting taxpayers' money so that weaker rivals would not stand out for doing so.

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Moving seems like the rational response to so much destruction, to having your life crumpled and twisted not once but two times.

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The firm reportedly had fewer than 500 shareholders at the end of last year, including employees and venture capitalists, so it is no doubt hoping to avoid having its arm twisted.

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Mr. Valle's defense so far has been as straightforward as the allegations against him are twisted.

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So what do you do if your organization has been shuffled, turned, twisted, and restructured?

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