And due to the current state of the silicon (even though vendors like ZTE are already sampling it), we weren't allowed to run any benchmark tests on the Snapdragon 800 development devices on display just yet, though we've been told to stay tuned in June.

ENGADGET: Qualcomm's Snapdragon 800 to enter mass production in late May

As with any house death lacking any obvious external trauma, an extensive autopsy was performed the morning you were found and toxicology tests run.

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