As Gil, who has gotten lost, pauses on a narrow street, church bells ring at midnight, and a group of swells being chauffeured in a vintage limo haul him aboard and pour him a glass of champagne.
The government has said the UK's biggest banks will be broken up if they fail to follow new rules to ring-fence risky investment operations from High Street outlets currently being considered by Parliament.
The ring-fence will require banks to put their High Street banking activities - such as taking deposits and lending to UK businesses - into a separate subsidiary from their riskier investment banking operations.