In a somewhat perplexing (okay, maybe not so much) release from Verizon, it is essentially crawling to the FCC and begging that it assist the telco in bolstering its own market share.

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Okay, maybe not everyone, some just want to stay in touch with their kids halfway across the country, or meet new people with common interests, or reconnect with a pal from elementary school, or keep tabs at their own risk on an old flame, or support a political cause.

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Okay, okay, maybe it's not Stephen Sondheim, but "I Like Ike" is one of the great political songs of all time, maybe because it's not like Stephen Sondheim.

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They are saying 'Okay, maybe it's not so wrong'.

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Well, okay, maybe that could happen but not to you, right?

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Okay, maybe 36 holes of golf on Valentine's Day is not the best idea, but you get the point.

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