That would probably make me feel as if I were the victim of a ludicrous comparison underpinned by a busted rhetorical flush, to be honest.
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It is, of course, inherently ludicrous for a political party devoted to destroying Britain to complain about the failure of the British state to honour one of that party's most high-profile supporters.
It was eventually agreed, for example, that, behind the formal gun carriage bearing the coffin, the mourners should wear lounge suits not uniforms, although a ludicrous debate persisted as to whether Elton John, a friend of the princess, should sing at the service.
Frank and his compatriots treat the gold standard as a slightly ludicrous (and possibly alarmist) anachronism and as a tool by which the wealthy oppress workers.
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The left-hander drove Zaheer Khan straight to mid-on before setting off for a ludicrous run.
If the NBA is in such bad shape it would be ludicrous to support a money-losing venture.
What worries is that the journalist concerned did not immediately note that it was a ludicrous figure.
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He also said he was now working on a new system along with Lewis to "avoid a ludicrous and unfair situation".
And he saddles poor Blair Underwood, as the sheriff of Freemanville, with a ludicrous patch of facial hair (an inverted triangle under his lip).
Despite the attempt at authenticity through the use of real and recognizable New York locations, the gleefully mean-spirited humor quickly ramps up to a ludicrous implausibility.
So is this a ludicrous and almost certainly fake story?
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No, say his opponents (and most historians), who see this as a ludicrous attempt to link modern-day Slovakia to an ethnically pure superpower in the dim and distant past.
In truth it is a little long, but the surprise is not that every excess of the fictional Archer tops the one before, but that Damian Lewis is so good in such a ludicrous role.
This larger space has a ludicrous amount of craft beers on tap, along with the same burger that made them famous, an applewood-smoked bacon compote covered, maytag blue and gruyere cheese smothered, caramelized onions, and arugula-topped flavour bomb.
Tensions blew open in April, when Harrah's issued a statement that called its opponents "desperate people" for filing a "ludicrous, " "suspicious" and "frivolous" lawsuit.
Eric Pickles reportedly told the Local Government Association's finance conference that refusing the freeze money because it would not be part of the base funding in future years was a "ludicrous argument".
First things first: That thousands of 4-year-olds across the city will be subject to a test that could determine their fate for the next 6, 9 or 13 years is a bit ludicrous.
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The very notion that we expect our vegetables to conform to a visual ideal is ludicrous in the first place, as anyone who has ever raised a homegrown carrot, spud or bulb will attest.
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Mr Fraser can expect further opposition with the former Secretary of State for Scotland, Lord Forsyth, calling his plan a "ludicrous idea" which amounts to raising the white flag in the face of opposition from the SNP.
But, to appease the left, New Labour seems to have got itself into the ludicrous position of devising a balloting process that is tortuous enough to prevent the outcome for which many on the left thought it had been devised.
By the time of "Their Satanic Majesties Request, " what his Satanic Majesty would be requesting was a 38-inch waistband, and everyone would have mocked the Stones for having a faintly ludicrous wobble-butt on guitar who was ruining the concept of rock 'n' roll.
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But if you spend enough time talking to ministers, EU commissioners and ambassadors in Brussels, you cannot escape the sense that, in private, Mr Sarkozy is seen as a rather ludicrous and tiresome man, forever announcing grand, impulsive plans, ideally without any warning at press conferences, before leaving his colleagues to pick up the pieces.
In 2012 the concept of paying for a browser seems ludicrous.
Edna and I both came out of houses that not only didn't have books, but also where the notion of being a writer for a living was ludicrous.
And so begins a tragi-comic saga, a sequence of ludicrous if well-meant mishaps, as the manager mounts an improbable expedition to return the beautiful Yulia Ragayev's body to her native Soviet village.
"One year ago it was ludicrous to suggest the possibility of a pipeline headed east, " says an industry analyst in Almaty.
And can you understand, sir, why some in the Gulf who feel besieged by this oil spill consider that a meaningless, possibly ludicrous, metaphor?
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An ex-counter-terrorism detective has told a court it was "ludicrous" to suggest she offered information to the News of the World for money.
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