You would need a member organization like Ducks Unlimited to make it happen.

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It mainly affects water fowl like ducks and geese.

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In it the Martians really are little green men who quack like ducks and sport craniums that are a cross between a skull and the Mekon of Mekonta arch-villain of the old Dan Dare comic strip.

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Along with bowfishing (which is exactly what it sounds like), Hartley hunts everything from traditional game and ducks, to the more obscure.

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Here you can watch flightless steamer ducks, Andean condors and guanaco (rare llama-like herbivores), and explore the glacier-lined Beagle Channel, made famous by Darwin and Fitzroy.

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Auto showrooms in their current loud and oversized configuration are sitting ducks for Autoweb.com, Autobytel.com and the like.

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But teams like the Carolina Hurricanes, Phoenix Coyotes, Tampa Bay Lightning, Anaheim Ducks and Columbus Blue Jackets would still have trouble making money unless they went at least two rounds in the playoffs.

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