Levellingup still happens, and just as in an orthodox Lords Management game each new level offers a skill point which can be placed in one of three available skills.
The report, which argues that comprehensive education has achieved "levelling-up" rather than levelling-down, is the collective work of eight academics.
Mark Schwarzer in the visitors' goal was forced to palm a Christian Gentner shot from 16 yards past the post and only a linesman's flag prevented Grafite levelling with a follow-up effort from an initial shot from Andrea Barzagli.
Coach Andy Flower has suggested changes could be made to England's batting line-up for The Oval following the abject, series-levelling defeat inside three days in the fourth Test.