If your funds are from job income, a wage slip from your employer will likely suffice.

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But most will probably slip back into a secret abode, unable to take a legal job, ineligible for welfare, tempted by crime and fearing arrest.

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Or, would you simply slip down the emergency slide, onto the Tarmac and out of the job forever, as a JetBlue flight attendant recently did?

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