Chili and a record-executive friend (Uma Thurman) try to wrest the contract of a hot young singer (Christina Milian) away from her falling-into-the-gutter managers (Harvey Keitel and Vince Vaughn).

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Because should these goddesses go to the dark side of the scale (say, above 125), save for a Weight Watchers or Subway endorsement deal, their financial and tabloid draw goes right into the gutter.

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