You don't like him if you're 60 years old and own a KFC franchise--or eat at one.

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Now, if you supervise someone like this, you tolerate him or her because they are able to get the job done on time and on budget.

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If a sales clerk ticks you off, even if you're not dressed like Santa but look like him, as Cawthra does, you can't get upset.

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If you'd like to talk with him about this very different new world order and the role of the United States, 800-989-8255.

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I'd just reassure your son and tell him to let you know if anything like that ever happens again.

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They also said that there was nobody like him for tearing a strip off you if he felt like it.

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If you know someone like Ida Martin, please take a moment to nominate him or her for the 2012 Citizens medal by April 24, 2012.

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Look, I like Grover Norquist, and if you had a chance to speak to him, you would, too.

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I'm like, okay, if that's the way you want to be - I just let him be.

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In fact, if you're not a Woods fan, here's a warning: Haney may make you like him, or at least empathize.

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If you'd like to respond to one of his columns or suggest a story idea, drop him an e-mail .

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