The rest of the time he lies on his back in a squalid motel.

NEWYORKER: Crazy Heart

To avoid being crushed he lies on his back and runs up the oncoming wheels.

CNN: OT ONLY DID HONG

His strategy of laying back to make short grass lies more probable (he hit 10 of 14 fairways, with two of his misses in the manageable first cut) meant he was hitting mid or long irons into many of the greens.

WSJ: U.S. Open: Tiger Woods Is Back in the Hunt