Well, good news for people who hate waiting -- it's here, it's called the Pixel, and you can pre-order today.

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They like having a conversation to get their questions answered, via phone and live chat, but they hate waiting for help, they scream at voice recognition systems and they detest when live chat takes minutes, instead of seconds, to answer their questions.

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As much as we hate waiting, we'd say that's a stellar direction for the company to take -- nothing builds animosity toward a product more than letting it waste away in a purgatory of unattainability (assuming your name isn't Eldar Murtazin) for six-plus months.

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And I hate waiting.

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They are the years you spent training for a profession you hate or waiting for your commitment-phobic boyfriend to propose.

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There are deals easily found, unspoiled beaches waiting to be discovered by you, and fun for everyone, whether you hate winter or not.

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