Chickens everywhere can rest happy in the knowledge that their wings are more than just beer snacks.

ECONOMIST: Birds that don't fly may be using their wings to run uphill

Local Democrats may have thought themselves ennobled by their suffering, but here, as everywhere, they are happy for the change.

ECONOMIST: Washington's festive, hectic, crowded week

You want to drive everywhere you can and are happy to produce the license when prompted to see it.

FORBES: Extreme Makeover: California Adventure Edition

Anyway, happy 50th Anniversary to the Doctor and all his fans everywhere!

FORBES: David Tennant and Billie Piper Return to Doctor Who for 50th Anniversary Special

American investors have got to be happy that stock markets are closed today for the Martin Luther King holiday because just about everywhere else in the world markets are plunging.

NPR: Steep Drop in Global Stock Markets Monday