Pietersen stops on the outfield, stoops down to pose, shakes Dad's hand, and carries on strolling back to the dressing room.

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Adebowale appeared to walk uncomfortably and his right hand was wrapped in what could have been a medical dressing.

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If watching all that tired you out, you could retreat to see the Laundrettas, offering hand-washing, gin and tonics and general pampering "because we like dressing as 1950s clothes and being bored housewives".

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Later, at home, I removed the dressing to bathe my eye, then I covered my good eye with my hand to measure what improvement, if any, had occurred.

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