The US Army-funded research seems promising but is obviously still in its infancy -- one of the designs the researchers demonstrated is half the size of a penny but pumps out 120dB of noise (about the same as a siren), while another bumped out over 135dB, (which is roughly equivalent to a jackhammer).
Under U.S. securities law, PaineWebber may have to explain why it allowed a broker to place more than half of a retirement-age client's fortune in Canadian penny stocks.