In sum, a great buying opportunity awaits investors should hell break loose again on the next potentially damaging financial crisis.

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In heaven, there are no debts -- all have been paid, one way or another -- but in hell there's nothing but debts, and a great deal of payment is exacted, though you can't ever get all paid up.

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