But I just stood there like a tragic fool and watched him go.

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Germany won 4-2, but it was the kind of decision that could have blown up in Loew's face and make him look like a fool.

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The last notable joke he endured was April Fool's Day 2002, when two Quebec radio DJs phoned him, pretending to be Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien.

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"I don't want to make a fool of myself referring someone who asked for my help" to an adviser who will reject him, he says.

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